Ducks are sweet little creatures, swans are big mean aggressive things. I want to change swans names to dino ducks. They are the bigger more aggresive version of ducks. So here i stand before you, asking you to reclassify this species. They were classified wrong in the first place by a someone who wasnt even a taxonomist. In addition to the name change think about how many things will improve. Adam sandler would have said Stop looking at me dino duck..instead in Billy Madison...the movie The Black Swan, would be named .. The Black Dino Duck...way better...Swan Boats, changed to Dino Duck Boats. Ron Swanson, Ron Dinoduckson...Swanson chicken broth...Dinoduckson Chicken Broth ... Tchaikovsky's Swan Lake...Dino Duck Lake...who wouldnt go see that...in conclusion, i ask that you not only consider this change, but advocate for it. Embrace it deep in your heart and beleive in it. This change is what the world needs to be a better place, in unprecedented times it is time to create new precedent for the future to fall behind. We need change, and we need it now...before it is too late. 

This started off as a joke, but then i did some research and found out that current swans actually evolved from a giant swan that walked among dinosaurs, so now im dedicating my life to righting this wrong.