Look, blazers are a pretty cool team. We should politely ask Adam Silver to do this because it would be funny to watch the other teams. Also, we should get EVERY SINGLE foul call, free throw, every point, and more. Sign if you agree, and still sign if you don't. Or if you're neutral, sign this petition.

Some statistics:

• Experts (me) say that this would make Blazers fans 200% more happy about the Blazers (they suck right now)
• There is about a 0% chance of Adam Silver actually saying yes (with or without this petition)
• This is projected by experts (me) that it would reduce the stock of the NBA by at least 99%
• This would make everyone who works in the NBA industry who doesn't work for the Blazers go bankrupt
• This would make people gamble on basketball less, and spending money to go to basketball games would be cheaper, and people would be less likely to waste their money on this