I want to start a movement of good citizens to rally behind the cause of bringing Arizona's Shaq Fu back to stores across America. Shaq Fu was a delectable nectar that came in only three flavors; strawberry, pineapple, and grape. It was removed from stores less than 4 years ago, and it has not been seen since.

Shaq Fu was one of the Crown Jewels of Arizona's drink selection, and it was what me and my friends chose every time over every other drink on the market.

Help me bring this mythical liquid of divine taste and presence back to America's stores. This is not a joke. The language I use is only to convey the majesty that Shaq Fu once was. Join me in my mission to return the Crown Jewels of Arizona's drink selection to our America's stores. Thank you all, and may God bless your journey.