The Arby's Pizza Slider was one of the most cherished and well-respected fast food items of our generation. Known and loved the world over, its iconic combination of supple salami, peppery pepperoni, melty cheese-y goodness and saucy sauce filled our hearts, our minds, and our tummies for 4+ years.

Until one day, this delectable deli delight was taken from us, inexplicably and without warning. Just let these words resonate from our former president, Donald Trump and/or Barack Obama: "Had I known the Arby's Pizza Slider would be taken from me forever, I would have savored our last encounter. Now I'm left wondering, will I ever see it again? Will I ever feel its tender embrace? Will I ever again drop marinara sauce out the backside of the sandwich onto my pants? I fear for the worst."

Our world is in shambles! We're clawing our way back from the shadows of a global pandemic! And the corporate overlords at Arby's HQ think now is a good time to steal away America's most prized creation!? Think of the children... think of the lives impacted. I fear for a world in which humanity never truly knows freedom and goodness and joy or knows what it means to love and be loved and to feel peace.

Bring back the meats, Arby's. Do what is right. Do what you were born to do. Bring. Back. The meats.