Burger King has had a variety of Kings over the years, each bringing their own unique twist. However, many of these monarchs have been silent, strange, or even a bit creepy. It's time for a change, a fresh face that can truly engage with the brand and its audience in a fun, exciting, and relatable way.

Let me introduce you to the man perfect for the crown: H. Foley. Known to millions as a talented comedian and actor, H. Foley shines brightly as the co-host of the wildly popular podcast, "Are You Garbage?" He has shown his ability to connect with an audience, making people laugh and feel included in the conversation. Foley also wows crowds as Pete Seidel on Netflix’s hit comedy "Tires," standing shoulder to shoulder with comedy peers like Shane Gillis.

Why H. Foley? Because Foley is not just a performer—he’s a character with depth, humor, and charisma.  Most importantly, he has a genuine, lifelong love for good fast food and believes that if Burger King is doing well then all in good in the world.

In this new era of social engagement and desire for authenticity, Burger King has the chance to break away from its past and embrace a King who embodies modern humor and charm. H. Foley represents the relatable everyman, a King who loves burgers and banter as much as the next patron. His presence could invigorate Burger King’s brand, create unforgettable advertising that resonates with today’s consumers, and draw more fans to the kingdom of flame-broiled goodness.

So let’s give H. Foley the throne he deserves. Sign this petition to let Burger King know you’re ready for a new era, one where humor, personality, and genuine passion for burgers rule supreme. A king who isn’t bound by silence but captivates and interacts—a true beacon of what the Burger King can be in the 21st century.