After the tragic loss of Harambe, I had to drown my sorrows at the local Applebees restaurant. After speaking with many of the patrons there, we came up with a radical idea to help us through these trying times: change the name of Applebees to Harambe's. If youre feeling down and need a sizzling steak off, just head on down to Harambe's. Need a quick drink before heading to work? Head on over to Harambe's, where everyone knows your name (and your pain). This move could heal the hole left in this country without Harambe, and could possibly solve racial tensions. Please consider signing this petition and make this a reality!