The only things I have left in this world are emojis and toes. They are the only things that bring me joy; more than any drug, any award, or even sex, I live for the calming yellow of an emoji face and the sensual curve of a toe. They are the only constants on this uncertain Earth, and yet Apple denies me the basic pleasure of combining my two passions into one. Instead, they mock me with their footprint emoji (�) and far too many finger emojis (��️�). Here Apple, the only finger emoji I would ever need:�. I call upon Apple to right their ways and add a toe emoji, and if they treat this petition the same way they treated my customer support calls, I call upon you, Donald Trump, to cancel Apple and create the toe emoji yourself by executive order.