Open Season on Telemarketers - No Bag Limit

Open Season on Telemarketers - No Bag Limit

The Issue

If you are afflicted with constant harassment and loss of productive time by 15 calls per day demand that President Trump convene a task force that will:

  1. In foreign countries authorize drone strikes on telemarketers and their relatives
  2. Allow white male citizens over the age of 21 to roam call centers on specified open seasons with an additional season allowing primitive weapons i.e. bow and arrow, knife. For those with disabilities allow the use of crossbow.

This season to be open until US Fish and Game decides that the number of telemarketers has been reduced in number relative to their habitat.

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Peter SwinsonPetition Startersorry I signed this petition. I was presented with a list of leftist petitions after signing a petition.
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The Issue

If you are afflicted with constant harassment and loss of productive time by 15 calls per day demand that President Trump convene a task force that will:

  1. In foreign countries authorize drone strikes on telemarketers and their relatives
  2. Allow white male citizens over the age of 21 to roam call centers on specified open seasons with an additional season allowing primitive weapons i.e. bow and arrow, knife. For those with disabilities allow the use of crossbow.

This season to be open until US Fish and Game decides that the number of telemarketers has been reduced in number relative to their habitat.

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Peter SwinsonPetition Startersorry I signed this petition. I was presented with a list of leftist petitions after signing a petition.

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Petition created on August 10, 2018