My mom doesn’t want to name our new kitten Beans. My dad, sister, and I think that Beans is the only responsible name. I mean, look at her - is she not a lil Beans? If this cat is named Beans, family morale will be at an all time high.

Beans was born a lil funny and did not have a great start to life, so the fact that she’s even here makes her a super magical lil beans.

This will no doubt open the gates of wrath, but us Bean supporters will not be silenced. This issue cannot be pushed under the rug, Susan. 

Even better? There are a plethora of nicknames to choose from:

BB

Beansie

Beansie Baby

Lil Bean

Beeb

Bojangles (This is, objectively, not a good nickname but I needed more to make my case)

Please, say yes to Beans.