"I'll change my name to Amazon Cuomo if that's what it takes," Mr. Cuomo said to reporters in reference to efforts to secure Amazon's second headquarters in New York. 

Today it was  officially announced that Amazon will split HQ2 between Long Island City in Queens, and Crystal City in northern Virginia. 

We the petitioners believe Mr. Cuomo to be an honorable, simple man of the people. A man who gets things done. A man whose word is worth at least $1.5 billion. Given his profound dedication to bringing such a beneficent, value-gushing job creator into our backyard, we believe he owes us honest, hard-working New Yorkers.

Mr. Cuomo, we urge you to legally change your name to Amazon Cuomo, like you promised.