remove the card swipe from skeld in among us
The issue
This is literally worst thing you have to do as town in among us i would rather sit through the emoji movie 456 times than do that task ONCE
How it is important:
among us is very popular as of late, millions of downloads or something but how it can get tens of millions or even BILLIONS of downloads is if it REMOVES THE CARD SWIPE. I can 100% guarantee that the game's popularity will skyrocket if it does thus simple procedure; I bet my Shrek: Swamp Kart Speedway™ available on Gameboy advance on this guaranteed fact.
it is rigged, it bamboozles even the best of us, it is hell-bent on the destruction of townies and literally has no purpose. You are swiping a damn card, what is it 2010? literally touch and go on your phone it can't be that difficult, these multicoloured blobs have inhabited planets for gods sakes.
what you can do-
Sign petition, go on whatever platform and @ the among us creators to remove this abomination from the game literally the only bad thing in it I cAnt continue playing with this thing sucking the life force out of me whenever I near it's hellish yellow outline. I can't look at my credit card the same way; it reminds me too much of it. In fact, as I am writing this, I am resigning to a life of nomadhood. My wallet is jam-packed with the plastic rectangles of death and thus is currently situated in the depths of my house's sewerage system. This will most likely be the final mention anyone will have of my existence as I am officially signing out from the modern societal standards that entrap me to further usage of cards of any sort. Finally, have to fun anyone who doesn't sign this knowing you are allowing a massive corporation to literally destroy lives in its ignorance of BASIC LEVEL needs that it's products clearly LACK. You are one of the sheeple allowing human rights such as this to be ignored by the 1%.
adios my fellow carbon footprints, and may we rise above the usage of neanderthallic plastic cards and the savage need to sWiPe ThE cArD aT ThE rIgHt TiMe - we can swipe it however fast we damn want to.
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The issue
This is literally worst thing you have to do as town in among us i would rather sit through the emoji movie 456 times than do that task ONCE
How it is important:
among us is very popular as of late, millions of downloads or something but how it can get tens of millions or even BILLIONS of downloads is if it REMOVES THE CARD SWIPE. I can 100% guarantee that the game's popularity will skyrocket if it does thus simple procedure; I bet my Shrek: Swamp Kart Speedway™ available on Gameboy advance on this guaranteed fact.
it is rigged, it bamboozles even the best of us, it is hell-bent on the destruction of townies and literally has no purpose. You are swiping a damn card, what is it 2010? literally touch and go on your phone it can't be that difficult, these multicoloured blobs have inhabited planets for gods sakes.
what you can do-
Sign petition, go on whatever platform and @ the among us creators to remove this abomination from the game literally the only bad thing in it I cAnt continue playing with this thing sucking the life force out of me whenever I near it's hellish yellow outline. I can't look at my credit card the same way; it reminds me too much of it. In fact, as I am writing this, I am resigning to a life of nomadhood. My wallet is jam-packed with the plastic rectangles of death and thus is currently situated in the depths of my house's sewerage system. This will most likely be the final mention anyone will have of my existence as I am officially signing out from the modern societal standards that entrap me to further usage of cards of any sort. Finally, have to fun anyone who doesn't sign this knowing you are allowing a massive corporation to literally destroy lives in its ignorance of BASIC LEVEL needs that it's products clearly LACK. You are one of the sheeple allowing human rights such as this to be ignored by the 1%.
adios my fellow carbon footprints, and may we rise above the usage of neanderthallic plastic cards and the savage need to sWiPe ThE cArD aT ThE rIgHt TiMe - we can swipe it however fast we damn want to.
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Petition created on 5 September 2020