Business Geese are the lifeblood of many ecosystems. For far too long, the English language has robbed these poor creatures of their natural born rights to be recognized as the sophisticated, independent, business geese that they are. Penguin, contrary to popular belief, is a pejorative term that has no place in our 2020 society. It is my recommendation, dream, desire, and ultimate goal, to have the American Ornithological Society recognize the "penguin" as the "business goose."