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Stop Alex Turner's facial hair

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In a recent turn of unfortunate events, Arctic Monkey's lead guitarist, vocalist and all round sex god Alex Turner has riddled his lower face with a ginger-tinged smattering of facial hair. To prevent this shocking and upsetting change from becoming a permanent feature, we aim to prevent Turner from further growing his beard and stop this perturbation in it's tracks.



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