If you're a regular at Fort coffee, you'll obviously know that their most recent cheeseburger achieved a state of burger-zen currently unsurpassed in modern short-order cuisine. So when they changed their menu, I was as shocked as all of you when I saw that they had retired their magnum opus. Do orchestras still play Beethoven's 9th? Do people still watch Hitchcock's psycho? Would you divorce your wife after the best 2 months of your life? If the answer is a respective yes, yes and no, then this is the petition you were born to sign. So Fort, if you're listening, the people have spoken. If the ANZACs were alive today, they would probably say something like 'I would really like a burger from fort right now.' So. Don't be unaustralian. Support our troops and bring back the fort burger.