Recently, I've been conducting some thorough research and I'm come to the conclusion that boys are utter nincompoops and the human race is much better off without them. I have recorded my findings, which will be revealed to the public very shortly. As of now, the nonprofit group Sparklinf Watee asks for you, dear reader, to dedicate only moments of your time to sign this petition. Together, we can move forward to create a better tomorrow.