O' Great Oily One, Fairest of them Oil, Renowned Rubber of Meat, Ainsley Harriott.

Your oilyness hasnot gone unnoticed in the world and now your discipoils and oilcoholics are crying out for more! For the good of the oily kingdom over which you preside, you MUST release your own signature brand of cooking oil for a righteous, prosperous, and exceedingly oily future.

YEAH BOI!!!