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Make Chosen Members of the Cornell Big Red Bands the Admin of "Make Cornell Meme Again"

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The Facebook group of "Make Cornell Meme Again"  entered this world towards the end of 2016.  Ever since then, it has been on a fairly stable incline of popularity until a certain two individuals created the wondrous nickname for our beloved clocktower, the "Bingalee Dingalee Man."  These two heroes are known as Niranjan Ravi and Jordan Greissman, two members of the most prestige groups on campus, the Cornell University Big Red Bands.  Since the introduction of such meme, the group skyrocketed and is now known not just around campus, but by alumni and even future Cornellians.

More band members followed in our heroes' footsteps, posting spicy and relevant memes in the group, gaining hundreds, even thousands of likes each and every time.  As Bingalee Dingalee Man became the top trending meme, kicking David Gries off of his throne, the admins became scared of the power that such organization can hold, and proceeded, as of April 11th, 2017, to ban all Bingalee Dingalee memes.

The admins to this group do not possess the mindset that will lead Cornell to its rightful place as the leading institution for learning, but more importantly, creating original meme content, in the world.  However, the people who do all have one common quality: they are part of the Cornell University Big Red Bands.

Therefore, I propose a change in administration.  The leadership for such important Facebook group should go to none other than chosen members Cornell University Big Red Bands itself.  They have proven time and time again that they are the best at what they do (being the only real marching band in the ivy league), heckling the opposition into oblivion at every sports event, and continuously providing only the BEST content available to bring laughter to everybody's day. 

Sign this petition in order to see the change you want to see and overthrow this tyranny that calls themselves the "admins" who don't even post spicy memes themselves and try to regulate what WE THE PEOPLE want.

Do it for your classmates.  Do it for your country.  Do it for Bingalee Dingalee Man.

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