Address Trump's full diaper problem

The Issue

I am compelled to write this petition because of an issue that affects not just me, but countless others who have served in the military. The problem may sound trivial to some, but it has had serious repercussions in my life—Trump's frequent incontinence, or what has been jokingly referred to as his "full diaper," leads to policy decisions that directly impact military service members, resulting in unjust discharges.

Serving in the military is not just a job; it's a calling, a duty, a life dedicated to protecting and serving our country. However, under the leadership of Donald Trump, decisions made in error, likely due to personal medical distractions, have caused discharges for reasons that are neither just nor based in the reality of the situation. Hundreds of service members have faced premature discharge, stripping them of an honorable role and livelihood.

A full diaper might not seem like a pressing political issue, but when the supposed leader is unable to focus on crucial military policies, it becomes everyone’s problem. Dishonorable discharges can shatter lives, ruin careers, and dampen the spirit of those who wish to serve their country selflessly.

We can no longer stand by and watch this farce continue. We call for transparency in the President’s health and an assurance that personal medical challenges do not bleed into national or military policy-making.

Stand up for the brave service men and women who should not have to suffer due to misdirected and unfounded policies. Sign this petition to call for a change in leadership accountability and halt any discharge policy resulting from a lack of composure in leadership due to personal health problems. Your signature can ensure that our military personnel receive the respect and honor they truly deserve, and not become the collateral damage of an embarrassing health issue.

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The Issue

I am compelled to write this petition because of an issue that affects not just me, but countless others who have served in the military. The problem may sound trivial to some, but it has had serious repercussions in my life—Trump's frequent incontinence, or what has been jokingly referred to as his "full diaper," leads to policy decisions that directly impact military service members, resulting in unjust discharges.

Serving in the military is not just a job; it's a calling, a duty, a life dedicated to protecting and serving our country. However, under the leadership of Donald Trump, decisions made in error, likely due to personal medical distractions, have caused discharges for reasons that are neither just nor based in the reality of the situation. Hundreds of service members have faced premature discharge, stripping them of an honorable role and livelihood.

A full diaper might not seem like a pressing political issue, but when the supposed leader is unable to focus on crucial military policies, it becomes everyone’s problem. Dishonorable discharges can shatter lives, ruin careers, and dampen the spirit of those who wish to serve their country selflessly.

We can no longer stand by and watch this farce continue. We call for transparency in the President’s health and an assurance that personal medical challenges do not bleed into national or military policy-making.

Stand up for the brave service men and women who should not have to suffer due to misdirected and unfounded policies. Sign this petition to call for a change in leadership accountability and halt any discharge policy resulting from a lack of composure in leadership due to personal health problems. Your signature can ensure that our military personnel receive the respect and honor they truly deserve, and not become the collateral damage of an embarrassing health issue.

The Decision Makers

Donald Trump
President of the United States

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Petition created on December 18, 2025