Picture this: it's 5pm, you just got fired from work, you're walking to your car and see that it's been broken into, when you pull out your phone to file a police report you see that your long-term partner has sent you a text message telling you they don't want you anymore. Depression washes over you, what's the point in living now? But then you remember... the delicious and modest McDonald's hashbrown. That will surely bring some joy, even if just a bit. So you quickly walk down the street to the nearest McDonald's location, walk in and straight to the self order kiosk, and click on the All Day Breakfast section. 'Thank goodness breakfast is all day now' you think to yourself, excited to have one sliver of joy in your cold, dark existence. But alas, life is cruel, for as the page loads you find out that hashbrowns... are NOT part of McDonald's All Day Breakfast. What a horrible world to live in...

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