Get Eric Cantor on Dancing With The Stars
If Tom DeLay can do it, Eric Cantor can freaking rock this show. Eric Cantor is a total babe who probably has sweet moves on the dance floor. He is a dreamboat and even if you don't like his politics, you need to admit that the man's got swag. Plus, he's got some time on his hands, and this is a way better use of time than becoming some lobbyist. He can do that AFTER he wins Dancing With The Stars. This is the most important petition in the history of petitions. Tell all your friends!