For years now, thousands of admiring followers of rebel journalist and content creator Tarl Warwick (AKA Styxhexenhammer666) have had the pleasure of, while listening to his wisdom, gazing upon his shirtless physique. Its gloriousness has inspired nicknames like 'The 666pack', 'Shadow Demon', and 'Linda'.  But now, a full-fledged campaign by fabric-happy, body-shaming, intolerant mall shoppers has been launched to oppress Tarl's tatas. They want to clothe the chest, and strip its right to freedom. Please sign today and tell these heartless censors to LEAVE THE CHEST ALONE!