Sex with Jensen Ackles should be the new national anthem
Sex with Jensen Ackles should be the new national anthem
The Issue
Okay, so the national anthems boring af so change it to "Sex with Jensen Ackles" a song written by the Norwegian Youtuber The Elf-Pirate. This song is not only relatable to fans of Jensen and fans of the character he plays but to people who fancy someone that they don't have a chance with. I feel like it will speak to so many people that have gone through heartbreak and are going through it at the moment, it will speak to the whole country and bring them together. Bring us all together in unity and will make fans of the show Supernatural go nuts, Tumblr blogs will go absolutely crazy and we will all be able to proclaim our love for Jensen Ackles. This absolute masterpiece of a song should be heard more often so sign the petition, make it happen, make it the new Scottish national anthem. Who wants to sing about a flower when Jensen Ackles exists and be honest with yourself, who doesn't want to have sex with Jensen Ackles. Exactly nobody, I mean just look at him.

The Issue
Okay, so the national anthems boring af so change it to "Sex with Jensen Ackles" a song written by the Norwegian Youtuber The Elf-Pirate. This song is not only relatable to fans of Jensen and fans of the character he plays but to people who fancy someone that they don't have a chance with. I feel like it will speak to so many people that have gone through heartbreak and are going through it at the moment, it will speak to the whole country and bring them together. Bring us all together in unity and will make fans of the show Supernatural go nuts, Tumblr blogs will go absolutely crazy and we will all be able to proclaim our love for Jensen Ackles. This absolute masterpiece of a song should be heard more often so sign the petition, make it happen, make it the new Scottish national anthem. Who wants to sing about a flower when Jensen Ackles exists and be honest with yourself, who doesn't want to have sex with Jensen Ackles. Exactly nobody, I mean just look at him.

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Petition created on 25 May 2021