Let The Golden Antlers continue on.

Let The Golden Antlers continue on.

The Issue

Even though large tracts of Claremont McKenna and many old and famous campus publications have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Dean of Students Office and all the odious apparatus of Spellwoman rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall comedy in France, we shall comedy on the seas and oceans, we shall comedy with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our satire, whatever the cost may be. We shall comedy on the beaches, we shall comedy on the landing grounds, we shall comedy in the fields and in the streets, we shall comedy in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this satire or a large part of it were subjugated and humorless, then our comedic allies beyond the seas, armed and guarded by all that is good and hilarious, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, The Golden Antlers, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the funny.

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The Issue

Even though large tracts of Claremont McKenna and many old and famous campus publications have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Dean of Students Office and all the odious apparatus of Spellwoman rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall comedy in France, we shall comedy on the seas and oceans, we shall comedy with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our satire, whatever the cost may be. We shall comedy on the beaches, we shall comedy on the landing grounds, we shall comedy in the fields and in the streets, we shall comedy in the hills; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, this satire or a large part of it were subjugated and humorless, then our comedic allies beyond the seas, armed and guarded by all that is good and hilarious, would carry on the struggle, until, in God's good time, The Golden Antlers, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the funny.

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Claremont McKenna College Dean of Students Office
Claremont McKenna College Dean of Students Office

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Petition created on March 11, 2013