SAC don't do nuttin'. They have a huge budget and they spend it on giant inflatables on the quad that no one even goes to. Newswire, on the other hand, produces award-winning news articles. But while Newswire is in need of a bigger budget to hire essential staff detectives and paranormal investigators, SAC continues to siphon money from the Student Activity Fund. We propose to simply take all their money and give it to Newswire.