Jeremy Clarkson has conquered real farming — now it’s time for him to face his greatest challenge yet: virtual farming.

Stardew Valley is a cozy game about crops, chickens, and occasionally punching a slime in a cave. We believe Jeremy would thrive here, yelling at pixel cows and arguing with the mayor about taxes.

This petition isn’t serious — it’s just for laughs, and to see if we can unite the internet behind one simple goal: watching Clarkson lose his mind over parsnips.

Sign today, and together we can make Clarkson’s Valley a reality! 🚜🌾🐔

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