This issue is pretty self explanatory. The injustice of having only Head&Shoulders, but not Knees&Toes has gone unnoticed for too long, but I say no more.

After this revolutionary product hits the shelf, we also expect Eyes&Ears&Mouth&Nose face wash. This is a duty that Procter & Gamble, and our president, has to the American people.

Please, my fellow citizens, help me change the foundation on which our follicles grow and by which our skin is moisturized. With your help, we can end the injustice of the segregation of our lower body.