Dear USA, 

Recently, the court system has been out of control and unprofessional. To fix this, I propose that all members of the judiciary, from district justices through Supreme Court justices wear powdered wigs. I believe that this will enforce better decision making because they will have their thinking caps on. This will also make the court room look and feel more professional. It will also give the wig making industry a much needed economic boost. Please sign this petition to enforce better decisions in the courts of the USA through the power of powdered wigs. Thank you.