To the absolute demon who watched my gameplay and said “yeah nah, straight to jail” —

I get it. I really do. If I saw me play, I’d report me mid-game and uninstall out of respect.

But I swear on everything sacred (my KD, my headset, my last brain cell) — I am NOT hacking. There is no aimbot, no wallhacks, no secret gamer lab. It’s just raw skill, poor posture, and an alarming amount of free time.

Yes, I snap onto people like I owe them money.
Yes, I pre-fire like I can see the future.
No, I cannot explain it.

I literally stream this. There is HOURS of footage of me:
missing easy shots,
making horrible decisions,
and occasionally ascending to another plane of existence for 0.3 seconds.

That’s not hacking — that’s inconsistency with confidence.

If being cracked is illegal, then fair enough, cuff me. But if not, please unban me so I can go back to legally terrorising lobbies instead of writing my villain origin story.

Much love,
A completely innocent man who is unfortunately just built different.