The nation’s top media outlets, including USA Today, Bloomberg, and The Huffington Post, covered our fourth undercover investigation of Tyson Foods (http://TysonTorturesAnimals.com). But one of our favorite stories appeared on satirical site The Onion. The headline “Tyson Foods Executives Assure Critics Their Chickens Physically Incapable Of Walking Even If They Had Room” is more fact than fiction. Read and share the article now: http://bit.ly/TheOnionTakesOnTyson. In other news, Tyson appointed a new president a week ago. Let’s give Tom Hayes a warm welcome by emailing him at tom.hayes@tyson.com and letting him know exactly how we feel about Tyson’s treatment—or mistreatment—of chickens. Copy and paste the message below or write one of your own: Dear Mr. Hayes, I am disappointed that even after multiple investigations have revealed sickening animal cruelty at Tyson facilities, the company stubbornly refuses to implement any significant standards to reduce the suffering of chickens. Please implement a meaningful animal welfare policy now!