Do you LOVE Taco Bell?

Do you cringe at the thought of paying $180 for 3 tiny plates of food? (In this economy? Yikes!)

Then you've come to the right place!

Canlis? ... Canli ... Canl ... CANT ..... CANT+INA! TACO BELL CANTINA!

Here is your chance to be the change the dining scene in Seattle desperately needs! By signing this petition, you're one step closer to truly living 'Mas' and getting Baja Blasted overlooking Lake Union! No reservations, no pretense, just great times and stellar vibes! (Bonus: You won't leave hungry and you'll still be able to make rent!) So what are you waiting for? Ditch the drive thru and spice up your life today! (Mild, Hot, Diablo? We don't judge!) 

By signing below, I would like to see Canlis turned into a Taco Bell Cantina:

(Canlis < Taco Bell Cantina: 2576 Aurora Ave N, Seattle, WA 98109)

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(This petition is not associated with official Taco Bell or Yum! Brands Inc.)

"I've never had a 'distressingly chewy' Crunchwrap Supreme!"

- Seattle Bridge Troll 

"I would scamper down the hill for such a joyous occasion!" ~St. Rat (aka Cal Anderson Park Rat)

"Would be a reprieve from the annual staff pizza party!"  -Staff from Grey Sloan Memorial Hospital 

'I might consider actually picking up the tab on a first date at the Cantina!'  -Josh from Tinder

"I can't wait to come officiate gay weddings at the new Taco Bell Cantina in Seattle!" - Guy Fiere

"I would come back to the Seahawks if Canlis turns into a Taco Bell Cantina restaurant." 

-DK Metcalf 

"If only there was a Taco Bell Cantina restaurant in Seattle, I would tour there every season." 

- Beyonce Knowles-Carter 

"But I don't know what to do with those taco salads and loaded burritos... They're callin' again" - Frasier Crane 

"One large number 10 with Baja Blast and fire sauce please" - Dame Judi Dench