I am petitioning the US government to force military engineers to create weapons disguised with a sleek and electric sci-fi fashion. Sign this petition if you want to humiliate our government and feel weird about the military not shooting Star Wars like lasers! 

I am doing this for all the many children who find our military interesting. Enacting this petition would lead millions of Americans and children around the world to see humor and idiocy in the American government.

%100 of nerds who would agree would want this petition.

%100 of people who want this petition want it to happen.

%99.99 of interesting people would vote for this.

This petition needs to pass in order to commission the new military branch that uses all possible medieval weapons in the country's hands.