Toronto Raptors should be called Toronto Tarantulas

The Issue

Problem is, raptors are an extinct animal, while tarantulas haunt us in 2019 still. Toronto sounds like tarantulas, and basketball teams have 5 players on each side, which is roughly ~8 legs a side give or take a player.

Just vote to change the name to Tarantula

I started this petition because...
My dad died from a raptor attack and it's personally offensive. I was raised by a wild pack of tarantulas that lived well below the poverty line and had hate crimes committed upon them (boots/stomping/screaming) I love them like family and Toronto is my larger family, and us torontolas need the name change to unite us against this class bigotry and keynesian economic ponzy scheme

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The Issue

Problem is, raptors are an extinct animal, while tarantulas haunt us in 2019 still. Toronto sounds like tarantulas, and basketball teams have 5 players on each side, which is roughly ~8 legs a side give or take a player.

Just vote to change the name to Tarantula

I started this petition because...
My dad died from a raptor attack and it's personally offensive. I was raised by a wild pack of tarantulas that lived well below the poverty line and had hate crimes committed upon them (boots/stomping/screaming) I love them like family and Toronto is my larger family, and us torontolas need the name change to unite us against this class bigotry and keynesian economic ponzy scheme

The Decision Makers

The fine tarantulas of Toronto (residents/locals/fans)
The fine tarantulas of Toronto (residents/locals/fans)
Bartholemew TarantulaBubkus, From Phoenix AZ

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Petition created on March 31, 2019