We the people of Monster consumers, drunken with the nectar of Rio Punch, who devour and salivate on the idea of Rio, cry eternal tears of sadness and despair. 

If you take our only sustenance of joy and whimsy, we will never live again. The world will never be bright enough to fulfill the light in our lives. Please, we beg and plead, don't take this away from us. 

RIO PUNCH !! RIO PUNCH !! PLEASE DON'T GO, I NEED YOU SO. MY FAVORITE BRUNCH, MY SWEET BABY BUNCH, RIO PUNCH !! NEVER LEAVE, MY TASTE BUDS, PLEASE. RIO PUNCH, I'M ON MY KNEES. 

-Jadezzorbit