This is a real petition. All events that I add to its living story are real, and really happening right now. This is the world we currently live in. The real one. The one we see but think "the system is broken" when we see idiots act the way they have in the book of legal cases I offer any and every signer to help me win in court. If people want to keep being as absolutely stupid as they can be, that's fine, let's just let them be. It's not our fault if we're just smarter, and didn't need to read their stupid books to get that same idea for just plain speaking honestly! Like having a beer with a gangster, or a cigar with an ex-military Israelie-Russian, in a place that has more limbs than I have body parts and toilets with showers on almost every floor. Living a dream, or a nightmare? Honestly, I would really prefer not to live a place bigger than what I thought was a castle at 10 when I visited my own grandmother's place in Germany, like my son, Sun-Jay, aged 10, is about to do with his Oma, except that she doesn't live in that same house yet because, plainly, neither she nor I could afford it. She's actually been defrauding Canada of tax revenue by cashing my mental disability checks that I still get from there. They tried their best to stop this story from getting bigger. But, it was all a lie. And for this reason alone, please share this petition worldwide globally, with the upcoming best-seller The Story Of Loo available for a limited time for free by direct-download .doc at http://talktodream.at . Should any reader know any lawyer, or lawfirm, willing to defend for me through the maze of paperwork in court, please assure each that I will to forever have any advocate's back with the simple International Definition FOR SANITY: "It is insane to think that any lawyer defending for Rene Helmerichs could possibly read all the pages of a book that has not yet ended. Therefore, it is insane to argue with Mr. Helmerichs. As His advocate, I respectfully request the Crown, Your Honour, to better be informed about Mr. Rene Helmerichs, by starting at the beginning of his FREE LIMITED TIME ONLY worldwide going-to-probably-be-fastest-tweeted-ebook-in-the-history-of-all-time-until-the-next-time eBook. Help Kidsland: tweet http://talktodream.at Help Taiwan: FACEBOOK http://talktodream.at Help One WOLRD PEACE: talk about http://talktodream.at and "the world can sooner start all over again" (=definition of a miracle if and only if nothing is lost in the process, and if it comes down to a few hundreds of millions from Canada to me, Rene Helmerichs, to build that little knowledge-sharing hub that John in the bible might have tipped all Jews to remember is coming... well, I'm pretty sure I can find the lawyers I need to take the hold of Canada legally in court anyway? I mean, com'on guys. I said it was a 'world class game of chess' ON THE RECORDING TO THE COP THAT I ASKED TO ARREST ME ON 3 SEPT 2012. It hasn't been like I haven't been totally honest from the start, and STILL am trying to talk sense to sleeping idiots around me. So, definitely put me in touch with lawyers. I'm seriously in need of money. And, I can probably think out ways to do just about anything better--so I'm pretty versatile.