

Stop Grim Lane Ruining Boxing Day
The issue
Whenever Mike ‘G’ (Grim) Lane makes an appearance at an NZ sporting event, disaster is imminent for NZ. His most recent crime saw the blackcaps cursed from winning the T20 World Cup in India, as Grim Lane decided to fly to India for the final. Sign this petition to keep him locked up in NZ from the dates of 26th Dec 2026 til 30th Dec 2026 to stop disaster striking the blackcaps on Boxing Day in Melbourne!
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The issue
Whenever Mike ‘G’ (Grim) Lane makes an appearance at an NZ sporting event, disaster is imminent for NZ. His most recent crime saw the blackcaps cursed from winning the T20 World Cup in India, as Grim Lane decided to fly to India for the final. Sign this petition to keep him locked up in NZ from the dates of 26th Dec 2026 til 30th Dec 2026 to stop disaster striking the blackcaps on Boxing Day in Melbourne!
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Petition created on 10 March 2026