SHUT DOWN THE DEMON GATE CERN!

The Issue

CERN is is tearing black holes into Hell and on July 5th, 2022 - they are going to operate it at "full power" for the first time EVER. It will use MORE electricty in a SINGLE DAY than the ENTIRE United States does in a YEAR!

They are trying to release SATAN.

I know this sounds crazy but you have to trust me. If they activate this machine - it is going to bring on the end of the world.

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Wise WolfPetition StarterI am just an idiot that thinks he can take on the most powerful people in the world.

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The Issue

CERN is is tearing black holes into Hell and on July 5th, 2022 - they are going to operate it at "full power" for the first time EVER. It will use MORE electricty in a SINGLE DAY than the ENTIRE United States does in a YEAR!

They are trying to release SATAN.

I know this sounds crazy but you have to trust me. If they activate this machine - it is going to bring on the end of the world.

Please sign and share this petition.

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Wise WolfPetition StarterI am just an idiot that thinks he can take on the most powerful people in the world.

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Donald Trump
President of the United States

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Petition created on June 28, 2022