Ro---- Ash----- (Mr Easter!)Kingston-upon-Thames, United Kingdom
8 Oct 2026

Folks,

We are open and active again after temporarily closing due to a lack of promotional funds in my bank account, and I hope to celebrate "200 day" very soon.

However in the meantime, I am demanding that the platform block users from being able to remove signatures on ANY petition marked as closed or declared as a victory, as well as my new "campaign failed" option, as my joke petition went from 201 to 200 signatures despite being marked as closed.

After reaching 200 signatures, my next two goals are 246 and 253 signatures either side of the 250 mark to overtake my two inactive petitions to install safety fencing at Surbiton station (which only got 3 signatures from the Royal Borough of Kingston-upon-Thames - 2 from New Malden and only 1 signature from Surbiton itself) and my petition to allow snap elections in the USA which received absolutely no signatures whatsoever from the US itself.

NONE OF MY CAMPAIGNS ARE PERMANENTLY CLOSED and my inactive campaigns are only inactive because I am not currently working on them - I still post active updates on them and I can go back to them whenever I want. I want all my campaigns to win (though I know that my joke petition to stop the days from getting shorter cannot realistically win but that's a different story)!

(edit) - I am also demanding that signature counts CANNOT fluctuate immediately after hitting big milestones. I prematurely posted an update yesterday (9th October) on one of my petitions that had reached 100 signatures,  only to discover today (10th October) that it has dropped to 98, rendering my celebration post useless and have been forced to chip in again to legitimately reach 100 signatures, along with a new limit where new signers cannot remove their signatures after 48 hours of originally signing.

Ro---- Miles Ash----- (Mr. Easter)

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