We, the undersigned, call upon the Swedish Academy to recognize an unconventional yet undeniably influential voice in modern lyrical expression: Scooter.

Often dismissed as chaotic or nonsensical, Scooter’s lyrics in fact represent a bold departure from traditional structures of meaning, embracing fragmentation, repetition, and surreal imagery in ways that challenge our very understanding of language. Much like the avant-garde poets of the 20th century, Scooter transforms words into pure energy—less about linear storytelling and more about rhythm, emotion, and impact.

Consider lines such as:

“I’m the lyrical gangster!”
“Respect to the man in the ice cream van!”
“How much is the fish?”
“Ramp! The logical song!”

At first glance, these phrases may appear absurd. But beneath their playful surface lies a deeper commentary on modern communication—disjointed, global, and driven by sensation rather than coherence. Scooter captures the spirit of an era overwhelmed by information, where meaning is often secondary to feeling.

In a world where literature continues to evolve, should we not also expand our definition of literary excellence? By honoring Scooter, the Swedish Academy would acknowledge that language is not static—it is alive, dynamic, and sometimes gloriously irrational.

Let us celebrate creativity that dares to be different. Let us embrace the unexpected. Let us recognize Scooter.

Sign this petition to support a new perspective on literature.

Thank you.

When we will get enough of signatures i will mail it to the Nobel organisation