Dear diary,
It’s been 24 hours since the great reveal. I’m still unable to hold down any food or water. I attempted to eat a Dorito chip, but once I realized it was indistinguishable from the new logo, I became violently ill. I’m still mentally attempting to wrap my head around what is depicted in the logo. I was not aware we had pyramids in Visalia, and for the life of me, I don’t understand why they addded the green rolling hills of oval park…

As much as I attempt to protect my family from harm, my daughter saw the log tonight. She is terrified and not able to sleep in her room. we will pray to God for our sins, for we are obviously forsaken. Please forgive us Lord and remove this logo from our life. Amen 🙏