Hear ye, Los Angeles! A monumental force is stirring beneath the streets. The Metro D Line — the mightiest, most righteous transit project of the century — is preparing to rise, and yet… something is missing.

Only one band can unleash the power worthy of this opening. Only one duo can channel the thunder, the lightning, the destiny of the D. Yes… Tenacious D must reunite in unholy union to consecrate the line with rock.

This is not a request. It is prophecy.

For too long, Angelenos have battled traffic demons on the 10, the 405, the dreaded 101. But now, salvation arrives in the form of a steel serpent of underground glory. And who shall christen it? Who shall summon the gods of rock to bless the tracks?

We need THE D to open THE D.

Join us, loyal disciples of Jack Black and Kyle Gass. Sign this petition. Add your voice to the chorus. For when the ribbon is cut and the first train departs, the heavens themselves must tremble with Tenacious D’s righteous jam.

This is the way. This is the destiny. This is… THE D LINE.