Return the USA to British Rule.

The issue

Why is this petition personal? Let's start by asking the parents whose children have tragically perished in school shootings, had bullets tear through their skulls and necks (or is that only bad when it happens to racist bigots? Should we ask the American citizens who have faced the unjust horror of illegal deportation? Consider the plight of rape survivors who are FORCED to bring their rapists' children into the world while witnessing a country where an alleged rapist can ascend to the highest echelons of government. Must the list continue?

Well, it is.

Good ol' D-frump is literally starving US citizens so he can punish politicians. He should be chsrhed for inhumane acts against civilians and jailed until death.

This petition stakes its claim on the premise that the United States, as a nation, has repeatedly demonstrated an incapacity to nurture and produce citizens who embody the principles of empathy, compassion, and common sense. The egregious failures in education, combined with an increasingly apparent inability to prosecute the right individuals, reflect a broader systemic issue that demands immediate redress.

We urge the King of the United Kingdom, with his historical ties to governance and leadership, to intervene and guide America back to a path where humanity prevails. By reclaiming America's ability to self-govern, there lies a chance to realign its societal priorities to truly put humanity first.

Addressing these pervasive issues demands monumental change. The historical bond and shared values between the United States and the United Kingdom make it only fitting for this call to action. Transforming the fabric of American governance is not a task that can be achieved overnight, but with strategic intervention, it's possible to steer the nation toward a future where decency, justice, and the common good are paramount.

Join the citizens of the world in signing this petition, appealing for a reset in American governance, ensuring that future generations grow up in a world defined by peace, justice, and compassion. We cannot wait while countless lives hang in the balance for peace to prevail and humanity to be prioritized. Sign this petition to support change and justice, shining a light on a future where no more lives are lost meaninglessly.

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John CitizenPetition starterIm just john lol

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The issue

Why is this petition personal? Let's start by asking the parents whose children have tragically perished in school shootings, had bullets tear through their skulls and necks (or is that only bad when it happens to racist bigots? Should we ask the American citizens who have faced the unjust horror of illegal deportation? Consider the plight of rape survivors who are FORCED to bring their rapists' children into the world while witnessing a country where an alleged rapist can ascend to the highest echelons of government. Must the list continue?

Well, it is.

Good ol' D-frump is literally starving US citizens so he can punish politicians. He should be chsrhed for inhumane acts against civilians and jailed until death.

This petition stakes its claim on the premise that the United States, as a nation, has repeatedly demonstrated an incapacity to nurture and produce citizens who embody the principles of empathy, compassion, and common sense. The egregious failures in education, combined with an increasingly apparent inability to prosecute the right individuals, reflect a broader systemic issue that demands immediate redress.

We urge the King of the United Kingdom, with his historical ties to governance and leadership, to intervene and guide America back to a path where humanity prevails. By reclaiming America's ability to self-govern, there lies a chance to realign its societal priorities to truly put humanity first.

Addressing these pervasive issues demands monumental change. The historical bond and shared values between the United States and the United Kingdom make it only fitting for this call to action. Transforming the fabric of American governance is not a task that can be achieved overnight, but with strategic intervention, it's possible to steer the nation toward a future where decency, justice, and the common good are paramount.

Join the citizens of the world in signing this petition, appealing for a reset in American governance, ensuring that future generations grow up in a world defined by peace, justice, and compassion. We cannot wait while countless lives hang in the balance for peace to prevail and humanity to be prioritized. Sign this petition to support change and justice, shining a light on a future where no more lives are lost meaninglessly.

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John CitizenPetition starterIm just john lol

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Petition created on 13 July 2025