Look. We wouldn’t normally ask.

But if someone is going to say, out loud, that their mum danced on them inappropriately at their wedding, then the rest of us are obviously going to need to see what that actually looked like. That’s just how this works.

Are we talking a bit merry “oop, she’s had a wine!” mum energy?

A slow sway that went on too long?
Full sl*t drop?
Eye contact? No eye contact? Too much eye contact?

You can’t be raised in the brand Beckham cinematic universe, marry into a billionaire family, have a wedding that cost more than most people’s houses, and then drop a sentence like that into the world without receipts.

Sorry Brooklyn, you just can’t.

People are tired. The news is bleak. The angry orange dictator has the world in a cold sweat. And now we’re expected to just sit with the idea of Victoria Beckham grinding on her son to an unspecified song in front of a room full of guests?

Nope. We need context.

Release the footage and let the internet decide just how unhinged this really was.

Thank you for your time.