It’s time to finally admit what we’ve all been quietly suffering through: Mickey Spagnola’s insider reports on 105.3 The Fan are less "insider" and more "out of touch with reality."

At this point, Mickey’s analysis of the Dallas Cowboys is about as useful as a broken pencil. When it comes to holding the Cowboys accountable, Mickey’s approach is to pretend everything’s fine and that Jerry Jones is simply misunderstood, as if he’s not the architect of a 25-year Super Bowl drought. Spagnola's entire “insider” shtick is about as accurate as his predictions—meaning they’re usually wrong, but hey, at least he says it with confidence.

Meanwhile, Babe Laufenberg—who’s been covering the Cowboys for decades, who’s been called the best color analyst in the business by none other than Brad Sham—has the kind of insight that doesn’t involve passing off PR fluff as hard-hitting analysis. Babe’s been on the field, he’s been in the booth, and he knows how to keep it real. Mickey, it’s time to retire your rose-colored glasses, because Babe’s ready to take your spot and give the fans the actual real inside info they deserve.

So, in the name of justice, football sanity, and the hope that one day we’ll hear actual analysis instead of endless excuses, I’ve created a petition to replace Mickey Spagnola with Babe Laufenberg on 105.3 The Fan. If you’re tired of the Cowboys’ spin and want some real insight, sign the petition and let’s make this happen—because, let’s be honest, we all deserve better.