Trump has tried to take a lot of things from a lot of people-- the integrity of our election process, access to adequate healthcare, access to not being in a cage, infinite etcetera. So I say we hit him where it hurts-- his sandwiches.

We all know Trump loves fast food almost as much as he hates minorities, but what if we took away that love? It’s upsettingly well-documented that his favorite McDonald’s menu item is a so-called “Fish Delight,” which 1. doesn’t exist, and 2. we should destroy. He’s probably trying to say the “Filet-O-Fish” is his comfort food, so let’s get a little uncomfortable. What if McDonald’s renamed the sandwich to something a little more appropriate, like “Filet-O-Fascist,” for instance? That said, I'm also open to other names. After all, some parts of this country are still an honest democracy.

It is ludicrously easy to feel like any action is just a desperate cry into the void, and that's precisely what this is. This is a desperate, hopefully slightly entertaining, cry into the void designed to help us bide(n) our time until the election. If you can, for the love of god, vote. If you can't, let them know that we will be heard.

If anyone close to Trump fleetingly thinks of this the next time some poor pulverized cod-penguin-ocean garbage hybrid gets shoved into his radioactive maw, then we've all won this battle. Then let's focus on the war.