In the interest of time, release the Epstein files, but we love a headline, so let's Rename the White House to Fort Nonsense. 

Why:

• The White House is no longer a house. It has become Donald Trump's personal fortress, surrounded by a council of yes-people, and directionless posturing.
• Reduce, reuse, recycle. "Fort Nonsense" deserves a better landmark to represent.
• RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES
• The current administration seems very amenable to renaming things at the moment. There's no better time. 
• The White House is no longer a symbol of welcome community. It is a fort, protected by the people in its hallways, ruled by a leader who pays people to do his bidding, because that is their job. Is this your American Dream?
• Let's rename it Fort Nonsense because it is one.

History of the new name:

• In 1777 George Washington ordered the establishment of a Fort in Morristown, New Jersey, for the purpose of...nobody really knows. Reports seem to range from "Maybe a  retreat point" to "we have no clue" and the origins of the name "Fort Nonsense" are equally as scant. While Washington is heralded as one of the greatest leaders in American History, it's clear that we truly have no idea what goes on between the whispers of government officials, unless it is released to us, after it's been through the media sieve and the White House PR team.  

Goal:

• For this specific suggestion to get a mention from Trump himself. That would be hilarious. 
• Or end up being mentioned in a social media rant.
• Honestly if "Fort Nonsense" catches on socially that would be amazing. 
• PRESSURE FORT NONSENSE TO RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

Final word:

Our women are cattle, there's blood on our kids
Are you bein' paid to not pay attention?
Does it have to happen to your mother [/father]
To your sister [/brother] or your daughter [/son] for you to take it personal?

Us and Pigs - Sofia Isella

If it's not personal to you because it hasn't touched you yet, I implore you to reconsider.