"Thou shalt have no other gods before me" [Exodus 20:2]

President Trump renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America might seem at first like a very patriotic move honoring this glorious country, but TRUE Christians™ know that in doing so, Trump has committed the sin of Idolatry and broken the First Commandment by putting Country above God!

There are 340 Million Americans, but there are 2.3 BILLION Christians. Naming the gulf after ourselves is boasting, prideful and greedy. Going forth, let us call the Gulf by its true name the GULF OF JESUS to honor his divine glory and put his name on the map for all the world. Rise up brothers and sisters, and DEMAND the fake Christian Donald Trump correct his most disgraceful malfeasance so that the Lord may bless our nation and peoples!