RENAME TAVOOGITY TAVOGGITY BACK TO TAVERN

The Issue

The Tavern in the D&D: The Baller Saga has always been a pillar of the server. It was a place with class, character, and meaning. That is, until Corporate Overlord __durian (who also doesn't know what a person is), going by the alias Mipple Bittimball??, has razed it to the ground.

Under his temporary rule (emphasis on temporary), he unilaterally destroyed that Tavern by throwing down a sign renaming it "Tavoogity Tavoggity." He slaughtered all the usuals ruthlessly, and has implemented very racist practices in the Location. The bartender was ruthlessly overthrown in a state-sponsored coup personally led by Mipple, and people were executed and tested extensively for loyalty to his Regime. When he ceded power, he covered up the renaming of the Tavern, and the executions and horror and terror that occurred at that sacred place. WE MUST RESTORE THE ORIGINAL TAVERN.

The Tavern was my comfort zone, and Mipple laughs in our faces because to a Corporate Man like him, emotions don't exist, because he has none. I urge the TRUE DM, the Delirious Man, Titanportal; the Mini Mob Boss and DM YEETMAN; President of the United States Donald J. Trump; Vice President JD Vance; United States Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick; Chair of the Federal Trade Commission Andrew N. Ferguson; and the Antitrust Division of the United States Department of Justice, led under Attorney General Pam Bondi, to restore the original name, life, and personality of the One and Only Tavern. 

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The Issue

The Tavern in the D&D: The Baller Saga has always been a pillar of the server. It was a place with class, character, and meaning. That is, until Corporate Overlord __durian (who also doesn't know what a person is), going by the alias Mipple Bittimball??, has razed it to the ground.

Under his temporary rule (emphasis on temporary), he unilaterally destroyed that Tavern by throwing down a sign renaming it "Tavoogity Tavoggity." He slaughtered all the usuals ruthlessly, and has implemented very racist practices in the Location. The bartender was ruthlessly overthrown in a state-sponsored coup personally led by Mipple, and people were executed and tested extensively for loyalty to his Regime. When he ceded power, he covered up the renaming of the Tavern, and the executions and horror and terror that occurred at that sacred place. WE MUST RESTORE THE ORIGINAL TAVERN.

The Tavern was my comfort zone, and Mipple laughs in our faces because to a Corporate Man like him, emotions don't exist, because he has none. I urge the TRUE DM, the Delirious Man, Titanportal; the Mini Mob Boss and DM YEETMAN; President of the United States Donald J. Trump; Vice President JD Vance; United States Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick; Chair of the Federal Trade Commission Andrew N. Ferguson; and the Antitrust Division of the United States Department of Justice, led under Attorney General Pam Bondi, to restore the original name, life, and personality of the One and Only Tavern. 

The Decision Makers

James Vance
Vice President of the United States
Donald Trump
President of the United States

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Petition created on February 22, 2026