I know it's a terrible video game, but you have to admit the cringeworthy dialogue is hilarious. My favorite was "I wish I may, I wish I must find a princess before I bust." and I never got to finish the game. I still want this video game as a remake while keeping the dialogue that makes you want to scream, "I need an adult." That's the charm of the video game. The hideous models that bring this video game alive are what I wouldn't upscale the graphics for, while keeping the models, fixing the bugs, the hit boxes, and the combat. 

It would be neat if developers put an unfixed bug mode, default hit box mode, and default combat if the players want to keep it as original as possible. I would wish to have a tongue attack in the remake, but it is not available when set in default combat. 

That would be a good troll for new players when they click on default combat. I would like a new side quest in the remake to unlock skins in the video games, and I would like the characters to be annoying  as heck because the characters were annoying or creepy. 

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