The Punters aaand the Dribblers have been foaming at the mouth for a new Rugby League video game for many years now. When the news broke via Andrew Abdo on the Hello Sport Podcast (Heard of them?!) in early March, the news spread faster than a Scotty Bellotti meme dump.

Change.org ask what's at stake? It's a chance for the vessel of dribble and yarn to be put into the game. What does that mean to you? It's Monday musings, it's Bonobos, it's Ella's Bandicoots, it's carrot cake, it's cheesy naan that would raise Jesus from the dead, it's Lebanese fades, it's nudes soon, it's Sebbo's mystics, it's magic round live stream dinner plates, it's having a thong blow out on your way to the shops, it's bulldog Ritchie's 19 things I hate about rugby league, it's sandbags, it's bringing back the punters and dribblers group, it's Buzz Rothfield's golden point idea, it's Hoppa giving some elegant but choice verbs on what he's going to do to your mother later outside a local courthouse, it's Nigerian prince Sam Konstas, it's Ken from Kensington, it's Steve Smith's hands, it's Groper putting one on Jarchy's chin.

This is not a definitive list but if you've ever enjoyed one or many of these things, I encourage you to make smart decisions and sign this petition to see our boys Tom Birmingham of wet nurse fame and Edward Lloyd Simpsons first of his name Dubbo Based Hospital fame to be instated into the Rugby League 26 video game. If I could get Richie and Tony walking Martin Place with this petition I would, but I trust you will sign this so we can put the power of the punter and the dribbler to the big wigs at NRL HQ. Beers soon