Phase 2 Noodle is literally so awesome and it is absolute blasphemy what she has to go through in El Mañana bruh. She couldn't just peacefully play her silly guitar on her funny windmill island in peace-NO. she gets attacked like FIVE FREAKING TIMES and crashes from like 5 gajillion feet in the air and somehow survived but now has to deal with this trauma since yonow SHE WAS ATTACKED BY HELICOPTERS ON HER FLOATING ISLAND IN THE SKY

Look at her in the picture. She is very scared. She is about to crash to the ground. She does not deserve this. We must help

So what is my grand idea. I am very glad you ask. We RESURRECT ALBERT EINSTEIN FROM THE GRAVE. We have him BUILD A TIME MACHINE. We then get all the crazy scientists to make a reality to reality transferer. We PUT THE TIME MACHINE THROUGH THE REALITY TO REALITY TRANSFERER. WE GO TO GORILLAZ UNIVERSE. WE TURN THE TIME MACHINE BACK TO RIGHT BEFORE EL MAÑANA HAPPENS. we get in contact with the powerpuff girls, because Gorillaz and Powerpuff Girls are canonically in the same universe. The Powerpuff Girls beat up the helicopters with their bare fists and then Noodle will be protected on her awesome floating windmill island forever

justice for noodle she only deserves peace love and happiness please sign my petition its very good or dont ok thanks bye

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